When Yogurt Explodes

If you are trying to lose weight or make your digestive system work better, eating yogurt is a good thing. You know yogurt. That stuff in the baby cups with the bright fruit colors like Peachy Peach or Very Berry Blue Berry. Yeah, its kinda “fruity” but the stuff is good for you. It’s good for you unless it explodes on your suit at work. Being a live culture, I found out that gasses build up between the lid and the surface of the creamy goop. At the most inopportune time, it will spit at you when you open it. Beware. Do you know what small droplets of yogurt do to your suit? They make you smell like sour milk or like some baby just did a drive by on you. Maybe its all in my mind but it can influence the butterflies you have when speaking, preaching or presenting when you smell sour milk. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, wrap that rascal with a prophylactic (protective covering like a paper towel) of some type before opening. You have been warned.